Saturday, July 11, 2009

Marriage Life Before & After

Before marriage.
Darling here.. Darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... Baling there..

Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . Up to you .

Before wedding
You are my heart, you are my love
After wedding
you get on my nerves.

Before wedding
you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella
After wedding
you are worse than godzila

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Send instant messages to your online friends who need a good Laugh......................
ESP if they are married......... !!!

THE END.....

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